regenerating
various abominations
genuinely sad i cannot have a clefsect i would raise the hell out of that shit. it satisfies all three of the qualities i require at least one of in the pokemon i raise
headcanon: cole macgrath has a perfect squishy booty
additional headcanon: alex mercer is an ass man
loosely based upon a late nite roleplay in which the sentence “your ass is my religion” was involved
i keep thinking ‘maybe i should take the giant pink sparkling IM GAY off my page’
i put it up there a few weeks ago while talking to my friend about how to casually state you’re gay in a non self-deprecating manner. i have the subtlety of a rock through a window. they said “im pretty sure your entire tumblr is already saying that” and i was like ha ha yeah and just never took it down
and now every time i look at it and consider removing it im just like
nah. not today.
i liked this sketch a lot so it gets its own post
who never draws salvador’s weird armpit-mounted class mods because they’re a pita to draw?? it’s meeee
trying 2 get back into the swing of it
a dave snuck in there whoops
to the 99% of my followers who followed me for things that arent homestuck
i swear ill draw some prototype or borderlands soon lmao
king jerklord
think i kind of went overboard with the anti aliasing oh well
i saw a fakemon on my dash. i also spent a lot of today thinking about how rad madagascar hissing cockroaches are. i got to touch one of them once and AHH THEY’RE CUTE AND THEY MAKE A LITTLE UNINTIMIDATING KITTEN HISS WHEN YOU PET THEM
the clear progression of these events was to design a cat roach fakemon that NOBODY BUT ME WOULD EVER BE INTERESTED IN RAISING
just an ornery cat roach that hisses and crawls around really slowly and eats veggies. kind of like the real thing
(i… i really want to raise hissers. sobs)
its bug/normal, or maybe bug/grass?? I REALLY HOPE GEN 6’S BUGS ARE CUTE I LOVE BUG POKEMON SO MUCH
JUST KISS ALREADY
i just want these morons simultaneously antagonizing and crushing on each other then karkat somehow convincing him to “try that weird kismespades bullshit”
dave has no idea how that shit works so he asks terezi and the most he gets from her is “so basically karkat wants me to beat the shit out of him and maybe kiss him afterwards” “UHH 1 GU3SS 1F YOU W4NT TO S1MPL1FY TH3 SH1T OUT OF 1T SUR3”
so like the next day dave just kind of casually punches karkat in the face
karkat kind of falls over like a sack of bricks and dave is like “whoa are you ok” and karkat is just like sitting there with a nosebleed and his shoulders shaking
“karkat sorry i just” “SHUT UP.” “dude are you crying” “NO, DAVE, I’M NOT CRYING! FUCK YOU, YOU JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE.” “i thought thats how the hate dating thing works” “IT’S A LITTLE MORE SUBTLE THAN THAT, YOU SHITHEAD. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING? DID YOU READ THE BOOK I GAVE YOU?” “no” “OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T.”
“wanna help me with sbahj” “UGH. YEAH, SURE.”
then later they kiss and karkat probably punches him back and then feels bad and apologizes
basically i want them being the most inept and terrible hate boyfriends ever. i want dave and karkat being terrible at everything
it will never happen because im pretty sure that dave a. isnt gay and b. isnt interested in black romance but i think its really fucking funny
