if i had any idea what my gender actually is it would probably be easier to pick a pronoun, maybe
my gender can best be described as reaching into the bottom of a pot that’s too dark to see into. and like, something brushes your hand, but it’s kind of slippery and impossible to grab like some asshole left their jello mold in this pot or something. and you can’t really get a feel for what it is
and people are like “well does it feel like a girl?” and im like, well, no, and then theyre like “well does it feel like a guy?” and i was like ‘maybe’ for awhile but then i realized nope that wasn’t it either. i have felt no real identification with any of the terms ive found. i just. dont know what it is, or anything about it. its just kind of there. this mystery item, at the bottom of a pot, that you know nothing about except “it exists”
this is literally the best metaphor ive found. i dont really know how to explain it. all i know is I Have Dysphoria In Some Places And Would Like To Transition. a good summary of my feelings is the following image
gender is basically like trying to pin the tail on the donkey in 60 mph winds
i have literally never seen someone use a pronoun that long. unconventional “word pronouns” i’ve seen have just been relatively simple like kit/kits/kitself and i think those are just fine. that is what i was primarily referring to when i said “the silly ones” because people have called them silly a lot and somehow Degrading The Integrity Of Trans People, as if we aren’t already a massive joke to cis people no matter how “respectable” and cisheteronormative we try to make ourselves
like i think if you were to hypothetically make a pronoun as long as ‘nebulaself’ it is probably going to be unwieldy/inconvenient in speech but if that is what makes the person feel comfortable then like, i prioritize the comfort of trans people so i’d try to use it. and really it’s not like you’re going to be writing any speeches narrating this random hypothetical nb person’s actions any time soon where you’d have to say it relatively often, right?
a lot of people who use said word pronouns - despite the fact that they’re usually pretty short/simple, like bun/bun/bunself, kit/kits/kitself - often provide an alternate pronoun on their about page, like “this is something i am also comfortable with so you can use this too”. and those are probably closer to what you’re used to, like zie or neutral they or w/e. some even prefer you NOT use said word pronouns unless you’re close to them because they feel personal.
the only people i’ve seen use a pronoun set that was actually unwieldy or ridiculous to me were really transparent anti-sjws trying to take the piss out of non-binary people
i ramble a bit about my pronouns from here down. short answer: he/him/his until further notice. if you are ever wondering if it has changed and you want to be sure of my Pronoun Status you can check my about page. if i did pick a new set i would probably(?) announce it here though.
also periodic reminder i am trans and non-binary, many of my friends are trans and/or non-binary, many of my followers are trans and/or non-binary or otherwise lgbtqia
if you are against any of this, or
leave, lol. I don’t really want you following me or within a 30 mile radius of me or the people I care about
it’s been a while since I got some dude on this website yelling at me because he thinks I’m a heterophobe or a wacky shrill feminist who unjustly hates bronies or something. i wonder if that means i’m due for another one in my reblogs sometime soon
I did recently get in a brief, private tiff with some brony on my personal blog, maybe that satisfied my quota for the month
rick also has the added bonus of being Easy Mode Boyfriend. no expensive/seasonal items or cooking required when it comes to gifts. just “hi honey here’s two tons of chicken feed i just bought from you *DUMP*”
ive been kind of a nostalgic mood and reminiscing about old fandoms which means reminiscing about old fandom crushes (or bishies, as we used to call them back in the day)
im not even going to lie, i wrote self-insert fanfiction about this guy when i was like 9. yeah thats right, while my friends were fawning over hot, actually interesting dudes like cliff and grey i was over there like “FUCK YEah I fucking loVE THIS AWFUL CHICKEN NERD”. THANKFULLY i deleted it off fanfiction.net at some point? apparently i did not delete my other awful harvest moon fanfiction but i’m just, going to block that out of my memory now
so there’s a fandom skeleton in my closet for you. i want to laugh and be like “what was i thinking, rick is awful” but let’s be real. when i play harvest moon you know which bachelor i pick every time
the once and future chicken man
(also i drew him dark skinned because popuri with an afro headcanon still rules. btw what the fuck is his eye color? looks like it’s blue in fomt/hm64 and brown in other games? idk)
weird. my follower count seems to have disappeared for some reason???
wow im sorry are you saying the full bees experience is TOO MUCH for you. that you simply can’t take this amount of bees. wow. i have never been so insulted in my LIFE. on this blog we go big or go home. that is the LAW of the LAND
take your single bee and go, pleb >:(
dana it’s not his fault you don’t understand TRUE ARTISTIC GENIUS alright
alex remembered to draw the majesty and everything. Also a totally sick signature
I guess you could argue with all the people he’s eaten he would be a freakishly good artist? but you could also argue that his freakish strength would make drawing impossible in the first place because he’d keep shattering all the pencils and pens with his stupid monkey grip.